one day I asked an orthodox monk

what he believes about Flat Earth

he told me that Earth is the way I learned

in school

I told him that The Bible and the Saints of the old do not say that

He told me not to trust the Bible on this one, earth is the way I learned in school

I told him have a good day

In secret I wanted to rip his f*ckin beard off

oh you old naive ignorant bastard

faith is dying because of monks and priests like you

I should've rip your f*ckin beard off