1.
Her eyes are truly not hypnotic
Although her smile is mystery,
Each man by nature too myopic
Is guilty of adultery.

2.
Because she had an empty purse,
Still smiling strange like La Joconde,
He drove his Jaguar in reverse
Thinking she was another blonde.

3.
She had a few coins for grissini,
Wearing her old and too short skirt.
With pity, dressed in white silk shirt,
He bought for her pretty bikini.