On a largely celebrated Thanksgiving day
pilgrims – I should say costumed
citizens – were marching in the streets
of a New England town. The parade
was broadcast live on four television
channels; fireworks of kisses, cut flowers,
and smiles cracked crisscrossing sidewalks.
When two hours later a small procession
of surviving turkeys – I should say costumed
Natives – took to the streets of the same town
in New England, a local police squad came
to contend the gobbling.
(Reporters captured this on camera, as well)

LIVE TURKEYS FETING THANKSGIVING?!

How they managed to powwow, I have no clue.