Hello, John... long time no see...
It must be years since we talked...
How are you doing "mate"? Really, that's great...
How's the wife?
Does she still work at that store?
It Must be 10 years now...
Your kids still at home? Ahh... only one left.
So how is your mum these days? Well, that's good to hear...
Anyway, my old friend, I have to go... people to see, places to go...
you know me...
Great talking to you again...
OK see yer ........"idiot"